Today I'm going for my spiritual vacuuming. I need to consider the following things:
1. My on and off friendship with Morgan Fairchild. Is it worth it?
2. Whether my soul has ever recovered from the time I was almost kidnapped in Palm Springs by a gang of aging terrorists.
3. My next vacation. It needs to be exotic and mystical, yet with also a certain familiarity. St Barts?
4. My frequent and yet irregular indigestion, and the subsequent development of hives. An investigation must be conducted into what is causing it.
5. A nude pictorial. Is it something that I should pursue for the sake of posterity?
Also, Georges says we should stop giving the cats Perrier. After all these years? They wouldn't hear of it, believe you me.
