No. 11

My vagina is just so effortlessly chic that I really don’t require a merkin.  Or a vajazzle, for that matter.  Let’s just say that my vagina is dazzling all on its very own.  Some have compared it to a pot of gold.

I guess I’m saying that because lately there has been so much chitter chatter around vajazzling this and diamonding that, and one of my dearest, dearest frenemies has even got hers done.  I think it’s a load of a baloney (or jambon, so to speak), but who’s to say.  I guess only time will tell whether a little glitter goes a long way. 

I don’t know diary, I can’t help but thinking that if you were doing more fucking, you wouldn’t really care about the sparkle factor of your vag.

Actually, the only way my vagina could be better would be if it had a mini-bar.